her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
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I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
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