I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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