Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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