She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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