Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize