I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
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He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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