so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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