I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
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