On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
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I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
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you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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