I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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