she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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