I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Do vagina's smell?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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