ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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