He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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