When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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