Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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