The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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