I wanna passion pit in your ass
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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