So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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