even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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