i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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