I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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