I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Who died my cat blue again?
Randomize
