I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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just got permission to expense a nerf gun
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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