Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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