hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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