So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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