Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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