I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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