Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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