glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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