I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I'm having to shit out rocks
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