why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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