We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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