To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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