it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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