Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
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I am midnight drunk by noon
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
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It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦🏼♀️
I see more hoeing in ur future
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