I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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