garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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