WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I have a pirate flag
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.