I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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