her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
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I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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