Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Sorry my hands just texted you
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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