Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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