how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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