Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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