And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
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My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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