It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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