Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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