Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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