I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My butt remains clenched, sir.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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