I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Houston, we have a blender
21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?